The Five

00:00 Hello, everybody. I'm Jesse Waters along with Emily Campagno, Harold Ford Jr., Jackie Heinrich, and Greg Gutfeld. It's 5 o'clock in New York City, and this is The Five. 00:22 Who run the world? Well, if you ask Barack Hussein Obama, it should be girls. Yeah, the former president speaking up for the girl bosses of America, saying out loud a fantasy that he's been having where women are in charge of every government for two years. 00:39 Even when I was president, I sometimes fantasized about if you put a Women in charge of every government for like two years. 00:56 And then just kind of saw, all right, how are things going? 01:01 I have a strong belief that things would, they wouldn't be perfect. 01:08 They'd be better. 01:11 But I think the pantsuit he beat would like a word. And that wasn't the only pearl of wisdom from the hope and change messiah. Barry was getting touchy feely about what the Democrat message should be. 01:23 What people are starved for at the moment is the ability to tell people. 01:30 a moral and ethical story about how we live together in this moment. 01:35 And I think one of the mistakes that I'll just say Democrats and some on the left made for a while was making everything mechanical and instrumental. 01:50 All right, Greg, what do you make of Barry's fantasy? At least it's about women. 01:55 So I love how he acts like this is new. This is the sentiment you could find in the comments section of any Reddit post. This is nothing revolutionary. But imagine if he had said, wouldn't it be great if only for two years only men could vote or if only men drove? But see, there's a cost to saying that. There's no cost for this kind of sexism because it travels in the approved direction. But it's really not sexist to men. It's sexist to women because. 02:25 It's meant to calm their distress, to make them feel better. We don't need that. Apparently, he believes women need that. He's like the human embodiment of an NPR tote bag. You know, it kind of provides comfort to liberals, a therapy dog for people whose ideas never pan out in reality because they exist in fantasy land like this one about if women were in charge for two years. Could you imagine the State of the Union? It would be two hours long and it would be about something you did five years ago. Yeah. The Pentagon budget would need millions just for little black dresses that you can wear to more than just one conflict. 03:01 But, okay, the real corollary here is... 03:06 Put one sex in charge of a high stakes institution that's normally male coded. So the actual corollary to that would be what if you put men in charge of a domain that we assume is female coded? That's a really interesting exercise. Let's put men in charge of K through 12 schools. 03:25 HR departments, family court. Do that for two years. You would reduce reliance on emotions and process. Do you think we would actually have drag queens in school libraries if men were in charge? Or trans and women's sports if dudes were in charge? School walkouts over politics would never happen. They would never happen. Social work would be no social, all work. HR would be a sign on the wall with 10 rules. Interior design, we'd actually have chairs. 03:57 No more stupid pillows. 03:59 If man ran interior design, there would be no pillows anywhere. And like... 04:06 If there were some pervert in there looking at porn, he'd be shot on sight. Like, I'm all for this. Let's just switch everything for two years. 04:15 But we got to trade one for one. It's like Wife Swap. Remember that show? We'll just trade and see what happens, Jackie. 04:24 I think he first has to figure out how he wants to define woman. Right. I think that the Hillary Clinton's of the world might, you know, wonder about this a little bit. He did do a lot of work to block her in both 2008 and was a very late endorsement in 2016. She'd already basically locked up all the primary votes to become the nominee at that point. So he's had chances in the past to make good on this position. Um, I'll also say that we just lived through four years of what it looks like when someone selects a person for office based on factors like gender and in Biden's case, race. 05:06 It was, you know, having Vice President Harris for four years was not a celebrated success. And I think that the Democratic Party is still dealing with the fallout from all of that and trying to reorganize itself. So. 05:21 Tough for Obama to weigh in on that one. 05:22 Why do you think he's saying something like this? Is he looking for, I don't know, approval from Michelle? 05:31 What kind? Or is he just fantasizing about being controlled by women? Is it a fetish? 05:36 Harold. 05:40 to be with everybody. I'd say, I don't know. I can't, I don't know what made him, what made him fantasize about these things. But I do think, just to respond a little bit to Greg and Jackie, just because one black woman screws up doesn't mean that we don't have black women or women doing anything. I mean, think about all the white presidents we had that screwed up and we still kept electing white men. No one said that, though, Harold. That's a straw man argument. How dare you? Jackie just said something along the lines about it didn't go so well for. She may not have meant meant what was calling you a racist. 06:09 I meant that when you make a commitment to choose someone based on something like a demographic rather than the candidate themselves. 06:15 But I don't think I think that she just did. I don't think she did a particularly effective job. Not because of that. Someone doesn't do an effective job. But Greg, where I was picked as a DEI choice. So let me get to you now. So women in 40 last 45 years, it took this country. We're 250 years old. It took us 205 years into our identity to finally put a woman on the Supreme Court. Sandra Day O'Connor went on in 1981. Now, women didn't get the right to vote in the country. 06:46 Until 1920, 125 years into our existence, we finally give women the right to vote. So I understand what he's talking about as the father, as we both are, of my daughter's a little older than yours, of a young, spirited, smart, athletic young woman. I don't I would support ensuring that there are no barriers to her being able to succeed in whatever it is she wants to succeed. And I know you feel exactly that's not what he said. Well, he did. He was making... I interpreted what he was saying. Like, if we put women in charge, that the world might be a better... 07:18 He was trying to ingratiate himself with the audience. 07:21 You just won't say it. He's so late. 07:25 He is not even trying anymore. 07:27 No. Where... 07:29 I think you're right now where I do agree 100 percent with what Jackie said is that I wonder how Hillary Clinton feels. Yeah. Listening to this, because he defeated the woman at who many in the Democratic Party thought was the most qualified and the most capable person to be to be president. So, look, I can't get in the guy's head at all. And but I can say this. I do hope. 07:51 Listen, look at you laughing. I do hope and pray that women and we continue to fight to ensure that women face no barriers. OK, we don't need a political. 07:59 OK, we got it. We got it, Harold. Emily, let me ask you this seriously, because let's let's go down to what he said. He said he wanted all countries to have female president, all of them at the same time. 08:13 Why exactly would that be better than male leaders? Why? Well, it sounds like a global sorority. Sign me up. 08:20 I think, look, to me, this just... First of all, he was obviously pandering to the audience, but it actually wasn't the right one. I expect this kind of speech, and it would actually make sense if he was giving it at, like, Mills College in Oakland, right? But that... audience was diverse, too. So who exactly is he talking to? Michelle? His kids? I mean, is he that whipped? I think, too, that... I mean, that colloquially. 08:42 I think also that it exposes the fallacy that when people like that declare unequivocally that an immutable characteristic is what renders you... qualified for office. First of all, as a woman, I don't need I don't need a man to be like, oh, honey, it's your turn now. Number one. And number two, the fallacy is that he's saying it afterward because he didn't step aside in 2008. He didn't step aside any time that he was faced with a competitor that was a female. People like that are just like Gavin Newsom. who tell everyone in front of a microphone, I am the best voice to speak for my black female underserved communities. 09:16 Pick me a white man or for him to say, yes, after I've been president, now it's time for a woman. The whole point is that when their name is actually in the ring and actually on the ballot, that it is all about merit. And to all of us who see things as common sense, then we're like, yeah, absolutely. Where they lose us is being the Megan Rapinoe, where after she has the world trophy, she can say, oh yeah, let boys in sports. And to your point about saying you hope that your daughters have nothing impeding them. Absolutely. The thing impeding them would be men advocating for boys and girls sports or advocating for the consolidation or consolation prize of like now, honey, it's your turn. 09:54 I don't disagree with you. I'm for I don't want boys playing girls sports. But all I'm saying is that the idea we should not approach this as if we are starting on the level where women and men have been treated equally and given the same access and opportunity. We are the greatest country in the world because we recognize our faults and shortcomings that we continue to work to ensure. 10:14 which is one of the reasons I love hearing you, Greg, talk about when we were candidates who are not Christian, who may be Muslim, criticizing us when their own faith in the countries they're talking about don't treat women fairly. So we have to understand that we continue to do it better and we have to keep trying to do it better. And I got to tell you, we're succeeding more than others. 10:33 Chicks. Am I right? 10:35 Well, biologically, it's been determined that women desire to be led. So you have to trust the science. Absolutely not, for the record. The world would definitely smell better if we were in charge. I'll explain in the break. 10:52 Coming up next, Kamala shares her deepest thoughts on the bots. 10:57 Because I'm looking at this yellow flower. 11:00 I'm only interested in yellow flowers. 11:02 So here's more yellow flowers. 11:03 As though my brain can't handle the fact that there may be a pink flower. 11:07 Right, right. 11:28 Need another reminder of the coconut America dodged? Joe Biden's former A.I. czar Kamala Harris is once again waxing poetic about the robots. 11:37 They're trying to dumb people down. The algorithm suggesting I have no more interest because I'm looking at this yellow flower. 11:47 I'm only interested in yellow flowers. 11:49 So here's more yellow. 11:50 As though my brain can't handle the fact that there may be a pink flower that I might be interested in looking at. 11:58 Right. And so part of it is understanding how the algorithm is manipulating us and figuring out how we're going to psych it out a bit. 12:09 Thankfully, we have a president focused on actually winning the AI race. President Trump wrapping up his three-day summit with Chinese President Xi Jinping at the White House with a final stop at the National Archives. This comes after hosting some of the biggest names in tech for a state dinner last night. The president posting on Truth, claiming that President Xi actually likes the idea of renaming AI superintelligence. Quote, like almost everyone else, he seemed to like calling the poorly and inaccurately named artificial intelligence to a far more accurate and important name, super intelligence. 12:43 That would be super. Everyone last night agreed. Also, President DJT. All right, Jesse, you were there. 12:51 What did everyone say about super intelligence? 12:53 Well, so I stayed at the same hotel as Tim Cook, the guy at Apple. And I walk out of my room and he's walking out and I see him. I'm like, oh. 13:00 congratulations on all your success. And he shakes me and he goes, you too, Tucker. 13:07 No, he did not. But the best part, so you know how you walk in, Greg, and you have to go through the security part? Yeah. 13:13 So we walk in and the CEO of Microsoft is sitting there like this waiting and everyone's walking by. And I'm like, well, what happened? He's like, I put my birth date in wrong. It's the same thing we'd messed up the last time. Yes. That made me feel a lot smarter. And so you get in the first guy. He was Jensen Wang. Yes. Knight Rider Jr. Right. Right. And we talked about that. So I said, we just did a thing on the five where we talked about you always wear the same outfit because you don't have to make a lot of decisions. He goes, not only that, I eat the same lunch every day. 13:43 I said, well, what do you have? He goes, I have rolled up pieces of ham and turkey because I can eat and type at the same time. 13:49 Oh, his keyboard must smell. 13:51 Right. So then we go in there. This is kind of embarrassing. They want to take pictures. And I turn around. I said, Hegseth, can you hold my drink? Because I don't want to, like, have a drink and a picture. I can't be seen holding a drink. 14:09 And then but Zuckerberg's actually funny. Sam Altman, not cool. Zuckerberg's hilarious. Trump opened it up to everybody. Look at the ballroom for a second. And I was like, did you go take a look at the ballroom? And he's like. 14:21 It's a room. 14:22 I didn't care. But, gee, when he came up, I got a chance to shake his hand at the end. 14:27 Thank you. Nice to meet you. And President Trump was right there. And he goes, gee, great, great man. 14:34 Not as great as me. But it was a really fun time. 14:42 Was that all true? 14:45 You can answer in the commercial break. Jackie, give us the intellectual analysis. 14:52 You asked me how the dinner was. 15:00 I mean, I think as far as the dinner goes, I mean, I think that the state visit itself, people are going to be looking for more detail, obviously, on the deliverables from the whole trip. 15:10 Obviously, this extension of the tariff truce is a good sign that will help a lot of people. 15:16 I think that when we have a conversation right now nationally about how do you make this super intelligence safer and different kinds of Candidates for office, people in office already floating different proposals about what that looks like. There would be some space for I think something to come out of this from those tech leaders who are at that dinner about like where they think that this needs to go, because obviously the people who are coming up with ideas don't know the technology. 15:47 Like Gavin Newsom right now, you know, coming up with a plan for kill switches is one thing. But then you've got Ro Khanna and AOC putting together a plan for basically a box that you put this thing in that doesn't yet exist, even though it definitely already exists. That's the whole point. It just makes itself smarter. And a 20 year violation or 20 years in jail, if you violate it and something goes wrong. I mean, if there's a bioweapon out there, I don't think a 20 year sentence is going to suffice or like we just won't care because we won't be there for it. 16:18 So I'd love to hear from some of the tech leaders who were at that dinner about what their discussion was amongst each other and with the administration and what are the good ideas for how you make this technology safer. 16:28 And Harold, a lot of, you know, there are a lot of voices from the Democrat Party that are viewing this politically. Same with the right side, too. How do we sort of blend that all together to make sure American interests are furthered regardless of who's in power? 16:40 I thought the pomp and circumstance of the Chinese leaders visit was was pretty impressive. But I think if we had a Democrat as president and a Democrat as president went out to Andrews Air Force Base, rolled out the red carpet for the leader of a country visiting for a few days, who has whose country is responsible for hacking. more sensitive systems and stealing more sensitive information from Americans who have the majority, if not all of their weapons aimed at us and our allies all around the globe and are supporting Iran with weapons and intelligence and a war that we're waging now. 17:18 Not to mention, we're in the middle of an AI battle as we try to figure out how we stay ahead and at the same time provide guardrails for the country. That's what I didn't hear enough of. As a Democrat, I would just make it partisan. I would be questioning that Democratic president as to what did we accomplish. I see the red carpet. I see the tech leaders that were there, the richest people in the world in that room, including Jesse, listening to listening to leadership and speakers there. I'm joking with you there. You are wealthy, but not like those guys. This seemed to me almost like they all were invited to come here. 17:49 A guest speaker who happened to be the leader of China. So I'm going to give the president the benefit of the doubt. I want to hear what we accomplish because I want to I'd love to have learned if the president of China said we're no longer going to hack the federal government. We're no longer going to hack water systems. We're no going no longer going to hack. Credit card systems. 18:06 But I didn't hear any of that. And I'll give the president the benefit of the doubt. He said it was a great visit. Hopefully over the next few days he'll tell us that and he'll tell us if he got any assurances that they wouldn't attack Taiwan. 18:15 Well, I mean, during Trump one, we had an entire program dedicated to accounting for essentially our number one enemy China in all those different ways. So is this keep your enemies closer? 18:26 He's nice to everybody, but he will. Yeah, he's just keeping track. I got to tell you, though, there is a good idea that is out there already. And it's liability. This is what upsets me about Anthropic and open AI. Liability belongs to the industry. If you insulate these AI companies from their failures, they're Which is what they're trying to do when they said, oh, we warned you we could lose control. That's their way of saying they don't want to pay for their failures. So who ends up paying for their mistakes? 18:57 People like us and companies that trusted their product. You can't privatize the profit and then socialize the harm. So. 19:06 I think you saw that with the banks in 2008, right? They got all the bonuses and the fees on the way up. On the way down, we bailed them out. 19:16 These profits that they're making are not real if they require someone else to pay or to absorb the consequences. So that means they can take crazier and crazier risks. So if they know they don't have a liability, they are more likely to do something that is really, really risky. It's not weird. It's like they're actually what they're asking for makes them more dangerous. It's like, please relinquish us of consequences and we can do what some really nasty stuff. Can I talk about what's her face? 19:48 Kamala. 19:49 I love her so much. What I try to do is pretend that I have a head injury and then I understand everything. She is a conduit for reheated half opinions, but she acts like they're mind blowing. It is not news that Instagram feeds you stuff based on what you like. It's called a feed for a reason. You know, If you look at something for a long time, the algorithm will give you more of that. This is not mind control. 20:20 It's just predicting what you want next. Netflix does it. I think you might also like this movie. Amazon customers also bought this. It's not some kind of thing where they're steering your will. That is a secondary half opinion that you hear from people who don't know what they're talking about. After all, if she wants to look at pink flowers, Type in pink flowers. Like, are you that lazy that when you're sitting there, you go, I can't believe they're just sending me yellow flowers. It really upsets me. 20:50 She always pulls an analogy that she sticks with for a while. It was Venn diagrams. It was a yellow school bus. I mean, we've been, we've watched this movie before. 20:57 Yeah, and I love the movie. I love it. I would like a show where she talks about super serious stuff and just let her go. But I guess she did that when she was VP and it wasn't a good idea. And it wasn't because she was black. No, Harold. So I don't want you to interrupt. 21:13 It says nothing to do with race or gender. Yes. 21:16 The show is not renewed. When your daughter gets seven or eight years old, you're going to feel differently about these algorithms. 21:21 Dude, I already I've been talking about this stuff forever. 21:24 I've been talking about this stuff forever. I know you and I both have. I just I think she's more right about that algorithm piece. She may have said it in a confusing way, but she's just saying stuff. 21:34 Even at a dumber level than they already were. I mean, we already know that. Yeah. I'm looking at yellow flowers and now they send me more yellow flowers. Yes. It's a feed. 21:45 It looks at what you want. If you look at porn, Harold, from what I've heard. Yes. It will send you more porn. I love it when people complain about having porn on their feed. How do you think it got there? 21:55 All right, guys. 21:57 I don't have any porn on my feed. 21:58 Yeah. 22:00 The Democrats' wannabe kingmaker is talking trash. Hassan Piker thinks he's got MAGA running scared. 22:07 But I don't know where to put my rose in the Queen of Corona. 22:13 See me and Julio down by the school. 22:27 All right. Are the Democrats getting perhaps a little too comfortable before the midterms? A new NBC News poll gives Democrats a five point edge in the race for Congress. But there's a catch. Only 29 percent of voters view the party positively compared with 36 percent for Republicans. However, socialist streamer Hassan Piker sounded plenty confident at Cornell, telling students he thinks the MAGA movement is scared of the socialists. 22:53 expression of democracy that has Washington terrified, that has MAGA terrified. These people hate movements who try to control our lives and are most afraid of popular action. They're afraid of democracy. They're afraid of all of us. We will compound on those victories, just like we did with Zoran to the entire New York City DSA slate all the way across the country. And there will always, of course, be backlash. 23:20 But when I'm in rooms like this one, I feel confident. I feel emboldened. 23:27 Harold, I want to start with you, you know, going back to this poll to start us off. What does it say when the party that people like more is not the one that they're ready to elect? 23:40 According to that poll. 23:42 What do you mean? 23:43 The Republicans are more well liked, but they're less likely to get elected, according to the NBC poll. How does that happen where the people you like less have a better shot? 23:52 Because I think people are at a point where the economic issues and the affordability issues are the most prominent things and the most everyday things in their lives, the things they're having to deal with. 24:03 Both parties are in a tough spot. But I'd rather be the Dems as we sit here 40, 39 days out from the election. Now, I don't agree with Hassan Piker. Free speech is something that I revere. And the fact that he's able to give those remarks should really expose him for, I think, the fraud that he really is. Because there are no ideas. There are no answers. It's anger. 24:22 There's frustration. And I get it. I mean, I understand why people are frustrated with how things are going. But we can sit here and talk about him a lot. And I have distanced myself from him. I've denounced his views. But most Americans who are voting across the country who are going to decide who's in the majority in the fall couldn't pick him out of a lineup. 24:42 So the issue of our Republicans, what I would be focused on would be more like some of these Republicans who are out saying we got to end the war. Here's what we have to do to reduce prices. I saw a commercial with a Republican running in Michigan, the Senate candidate in a grocery store saying we got to remove these terrorists because they've driven up the cost of grocery goods, grocery items. So if Republicans are going to prevail in the fall, it's not going to be because they keep putting this guy up. It's going to be because they address the issues that are making people say, even though they like the Republicans a little more, they're willing to vote for the other side because they believe the other side, Democrats, are going to deliver for them at the grocery store and at the gas pump. 25:22 So, Jesse, I think that a lot of people would not agree that people are afraid of the Democrats, but a lot of people are probably afraid of Hassan Piker. 25:30 Yeah, I had a spy on Piker's plane. 25:33 Guy says he's a total mess. First, he thinks a bird has flown into the engine and starts panicking, has a total panic attack, runs off the plane. Then they start the plane back up, and he's like, I changed my mind. He gets his bag, and he comes back in, and he's like, I'm not taking an Uber anymore. And he can't get back in. And he tries to, like, open doors that are closed. Total disaster. Are you serious? My spy says the guy is just not very smart. 25:57 He thought a bird flew into a plane. Did not happen. 26:01 Okay. Did not happen. What do they say? Don't meet your heroes. Liberals do not meet your heroes. He's probably never flown. 26:09 I don't know. 26:10 But he's not into a building. 26:13 I mean, Harold, you can't retake Congress and repeal tariffs. I mean, it's not going to happen. We will. These are executive tariffs, and he could just overrule. Also... We live in three branches of government. It doesn't work that way, Harold. That's the Supreme Court. Also, you can't end the war because the war's already over. So, like, how are Democrats going to do that? Is it straight open? Are people paying lower gas prices? No, but there's never... 26:38 The wrong time to do the right thing. Yes, the president knew that maybe in the short term it wasn't going to pay off politically. But in the long term, it's good for the safety and security of the United States of America. And you have to respect that. Now, on to the Democrats. I want to see the Democrats take back the House because I want to see my guy Pete Hegseth in front of the House Oversight Committee just punching him in the face. We need something to cover. I want to see Don Jr. up there. I want to see Miller up there. Just giving it to these guys. Do you think these guys are going to take the fifth like Fauci? 27:11 We're going to see. 27:13 I doubt it, but they're going to they're going to bring it. I mean, listen, am I excited about Susan Collins? Am I fired up about Rogers and Ken Paxton? Probably not. But the other side, bunch of freaks. You got a commie logger who had sex with his cousin. You have a vegan from Texas that fantasizes about trans kids. And then you have a Sharia law lover. So, OK. 27:35 Maybe our side isn't getting you very aroused, but their side is going to kill the country. That's how you frame it. Am I supposed to cut you off at some point? Everybody keeps asking that. 27:47 Emily, why do you think there are so many young Americans that are allured by socialism right now? 27:53 Well, I talked to some young people this weekend and they did feel that their concerns were at home and they felt overwhelmed by international events. And they wanted to know that the priorities of the candidates were things that faced them at home and affordability and college and safety and security and things like that. And I thought that was interesting because I'm 100 generations above them in age. So it felt foreign to me to even hear that. But it sort of put into perspective what these candidates are up again. Look, I'm not willing yet to cede the midterms, but I do think that we need to roll our sleeves up. 28:27 And it seems to me that there are three things the GOP needs to win, which is have Republican turnout, persuade the independents, and then ensure that they're making Americans feel safe at home. And there are some troubling trends that I've seen where Obviously, on those culture issues, of course, independents are on the side of common sense. Get the boys out of the locker room and, yes, secure borders. But I noticed that there's these trends where independents are now, for some reason, at least in some places, trusting Democrats with immigration and with the economy. So to me, that that is not a number or a trend to explain away, but to actually help correct and to get out there and say and be strong in messaging and be strong in unity before the midterms and say this is exactly what we stand for. 29:10 in addition to showing what Hassan Piker and that ilk stand for. Greg, close this out. 29:15 So you asked Emily, why is socialism regaining popularity? For one thing, it's among young people who've never seen the footage of bread lines. 29:27 They don't know about the East German secret police. They don't know about the body count of Mao or Stalin. But also... 29:35 The left has reframed socialism so that it's no longer an economic program. It's a stance. It's an identity. Young people are trained to hear everything as identity and harm. So what happens is all the outputs that you normally get in a free market account, those things don't actually matter. So when you say health care is a right for the illegal, it sounds great, but not to a doctor trying to support a family. But they don't hear that. All they feel now is that it is a moral concern. 30:09 You know, every issue is tied to who you are. Capitalism is no longer an economic program. It's a moral defect. Trans surgery is not a medical concern. It's about targeting a protected class. Strong border is no longer about a strong country. It's a dog whistle for xenophobia. Everything is about identity, which exhausts people. I think that's why you can. So this might explain why you have the unpopularity of the Dems, but they're going to do better. People are sick and tired of identity. Because it destroys the connection between people. 30:41 But at the same time, it protects issues because they become part of an activist group and they use it kind of as a cudgel against you. If you don't do this, you are a bad person. 30:53 Jackie, I think it's simpler. If gas prices were $3.50 and clothes and diesel and everything and food prices were low, the Republicans would be ahead. The fact that those prices are high, we can do all the explaining we want. But that's why Democrats are going to do well in November. 31:08 Except for Hassan Piker. 31:10 He's not running for you. 31:11 But they got a piker problem. All right, coming up. Why are girlfriends now blurring out their boyfriends? 31:20 Just because it's too hot. 31:34 Don't stop the music. Ha! 31:41 Boy, have the times changed. Instagram's new features let users pixelate or blur their partner's face in a photo because apparently posting your boyfriend's actual face is cringe now. It's the latest way to soft launch launch a relationship, which is the act of letting your followers know you're seeing someone without showing them who it is. 32:03 is this something that you understand? I just learned how to use the word pixelate, but is this something you understand, blurring pictures like this? 32:09 No, but I ask people who do, and apparently, like, half the contingency is like, yeah, this is awesome, because you can have control over showing that you're with someone without revealing the identity. However, the second half of the group was basically like, but what if you don't want to be blurred out? And that this will lead to potentially dire consequences for those budding relationships, because if you were like, oh my gosh, we love each other, And then that person posts a picture and your face is pixelated out that you're going to be like, oh, guess not. 32:36 Jesse, prime time, your thoughts. Usually on television, we only pixelate nipples. So when I see this woman, I think she's dating a nipple. That's what I think. 32:47 Isn't it funny when they pixelate men's nipples? Yeah, why? A guy will be on the beach just because he has man breasts. But I'm the same way. When I see pixelation, I think something bad happened. Like this was a murder. He murdered. her on the on a beach they went hiking and she didn't come back right it's like it's it's just in my brain and then sooner or later plastic surgeons are going to be like wow this is a really interesting trend and they're going to start pixelating for real people's faces it's going to be a huge trend it looks like a crime has been committed yes is this not a summer story that wasn't written yes this was a leftover summer story jackie bring us home here 33:25 I just think it's a little narcissistic to think that people are so curious about you that they're going to investigate what they're not seeing. And maybe maybe just don't post a little mystery. Never killed anyone. I do, however, understand the utility of the feature for something like children. Some people. People don't want to put their kids' faces online. But, you know, and you do see pictures, especially of new moms where they've got, you know, they want to show their home from the hospital. They put an emoji over the baby's face. Like, you do see that on your feeds. So maybe it's a useful thing. But using it to blur your boyfriend and soft launch is a concept I just don't understand. 33:58 Fan mail Friday. 34:00 next i agree with offline all right first one if you could have a five minute conversation with your pet what would the conversation be about jack you got a pet 34:26 I do. I have two cats, Noodle and Slinky. 34:28 Noodle and Slinky. Wow, that's great. If you could have a conversation that they'd understand, what would you ask? What would you want to know? 34:36 I don't think I'd ask them anything. I'd prefer they stay silent. 34:40 I need peace and quiet somewhere in my life. I don't get much of it. 34:42 You're not curious about what they do, what they think? 34:46 No. You're some reporter. Snuggles, and that's all. 34:49 You have the one question to the universe, Jesse. 34:51 I would just say, who do you love more? 34:54 Make them tell me. Because I pet the dog, but Emma feeds the dog. 34:58 That's a great question. 34:59 Because I do think deep down the dog loves me more. And I need that confirmed. 35:03 Yes. 35:03 That's real reporting. 35:04 Yeah. 35:06 Harold? Two dogs. My littlest dog, I would ask her, why does she use the bathroom in my closet all the time and no one else's? And my older dog is a little bigger than her. What is it that you eat that makes you poop everywhere in the house? And she just keeps eating it. Emily? 35:25 Well, okay, if Duchess was still with me, it just would obviously just be like, what are you thinking? And do you love me? Like, do you know that I love you? Do you know that I, like, just wanted to take care of you so well? And, like, also when I walk out the door, how can I impart to you? Like, I am coming back. 35:37 I love you so much. 35:38 And, like, is there anything I'm doing that you don't need or anything that you need that I'm not doing? That's a lot of questions. Well, yeah, that's a lot. I would just want to learn how to, you know. 35:47 Those are great questions. I would simply ask, why do you have to stare at me during certain times? LAUGHTER He might ask you the same thing. 35:57 Are you good at keeping secrets, Emily? 36:00 Yes. 36:01 Really? 36:01 Yes. But not at my own. So, for example, if I got you a gift, I would be like, do you want to open it now? Can I open it for you? 36:06 Yeah. 36:07 That's other people's secrets. I'm a vault. 36:09 Harold? Yes. Everybody says yes. Jesse? Yes. Yes. Jackie? Yeah. I'm going to say I'm terrible at keeping secrets, and that's why no one should ever tell me anything. 36:19 We don't. Yeah. No, it's true. 36:20 It's like if you're going to come to me with something, it's not my fault. It's going right through. I'm going to tell Dana in 10 minutes. 36:27 I will tell Dana everything you just told me. 36:29 You know what? You are bad at keeping secrets because you talk so loudly. So whenever I'm trying to tell you something upstairs and then you repeat, and I'm like, oh my gosh, I should have known. Like, you can only tell you a secret someplace away from everyone. 36:40 Don't worry, Emily. Everybody gets rashes. 36:44 All right. One more thing's up next. 37:00 It's time now for one more thing, Greg. Oh, we got a great show tonight. Three mics and an Emily. Michael Loftus, Mike Baker, Dr. Mike Isretel, and Emily Campagno tonight at 10. Let's do this. 37:11 Greg's plugs. All right. As you know, the Cramps released a new album and there's a commemoration of coffee from Corky's Coffee collaborating with the band making a Cramps coffee. Isn't this amazing? Look at this cover. Isn't this beautiful? If you're a fan of this band, you should get this. You can go to Corky's Coffee dot com and the money will actually go to like Poison Ivy, the the guitarist for the Cramps. And I think that's a wonderful thing. 37:39 That is a wonderful thing. It's a wonderful one more thing. OK, let's go around the world. 37:44 You want to guess this one? Is it going to be Borneo? Is it going to be Greenland? No, we're going. No, Europe. 37:52 Ever heard of France, Harold? You went to Paris, didn't you? Of course I did. I'm so glad you brought that up. She's walking 300 feet above the grounds, and she did this for 45 minutes without a safety net. This is what, it's like television. Voluntarily. 38:09 Yeah, but then she turned around because she needed a jacket. 38:14 That's kind of an upskirt shot. We didn't mean to. We should have pixelated that. Pretended that was a boyfriend. Tonight, we have Chris Hansen on primetime talking about the movie Primetime, which covered Chris Hansen. That's tonight at 8 o'clock. Bring some Mike Hart lemonade. 38:32 Or Zima. 38:33 And we have Johnny, who was at the U.N. all week. Here's a sneak peek. 38:38 In Turkey, do you have men playing in women's sports? 38:40 I don't know such a sport. Any man play with sport of women, you said? No, I don't know. 38:49 Good stuff, Emily. 38:51 All right, guys, a special day on the golf course, all for some very deserving heroes. I'm talking about the four-legged kind, guys. Positive Honor held its eighth annual golf tournament at Trump National Golf Club in Virginia, raising $164,000 for their incredible cause alongside Hurricane's heroes of providing veterinary care to medically retired canines. That's why H.R. 3144 is so important, guys. There are so many federal canine dogs on the waiting list for vet care. Otherwise, the handlers have to cover it. So let's get these heroes the care they deserve. 39:22 And thank you to the golf course that donated, by the way, so, like, they didn't charge them. So they made all that money, went to the dogs. 39:29 Did the dog want the eye patch? 39:31 Yes, it's a pirate. 39:32 Yes. Sixty-nine years ago today, a group called the Little Rock Nine, nine black students who, because of the Brown v. Board of Education decision, were able to attend school for the first full day. And it took federal troops to ensure that they were able to get into school that day. It was a guarantee from the federal government that they would put force behind enforcing a Supreme Court decision. Big, big day in the history integrating our schools in this country. It's why America is the greatest country in the world. 39:59 Use that National Guard, right, Harold? Yes. That's right. 40:02 These are federal troops.